The Platypus
A belligerent platypus knocked on my door,
He flummoxed me when he cried, “Excelsior!”
I told him, “Perdition is on the fifth floor,
And ask for St. Pete, he’s the new janitor.”
(the challenge – use the following words: belligerent, excelsior, flummoxed, janitor, perdition, platypus. Inspired by Edward Lear.)